The little things in life ..

There are many things I will miss about Nashville when I move, and there are many, many things I will miss about the house I live in. Ranking high atop that list as the window ledge in the shower. The view is amazing and it can double as a beer holder at the perfect height. I’m a multi-tasking kind of Man. So cheers to you, Mr. Window Ledge In The Shower, I appreciate all you do for me.

Beer

I took the trash out today and realized we had nine cardboard box cases of what used to hold beer. I could have sworn I took that shit to the recycling bin last week at some point. This does not even delve into how many actual beer cans I bagged and took down today. This house has a drinking problem ... err .... blessing.

I also think that Fiona is secretly as intelligent as a human and runs underground drug rings. She is seriously pissed off that I have been home most of the past two weeks. I can hear her pacing downstairs. She wants to invite her cat friends over and further their business. I guess the economic issues inflicting the rest of the world are null up on them. Jerks.

Post-It Adventure, continued...

Done and Done.
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Satturday Morning

Last Monday we all explained how we were not going to drunk for a week. We failed - hard. My second hangover of the week was this morning .. err .. afternoon at 12:30 when I got up. Why do eyes swell when you get a hangover? If you're a nurse, explain this to me!?

The kitchen yesterday went from dirty as shit from the night before with beer pong and goodbyes to Becca to spotless again around 5:45p.m. to a righteous PBR mess again by 1:00 a.m. today.




I felt like this:

Post-it Adventure

In lieu of a family portrait dedicated to the modern-day highly evolved student/day-job-worker placed ironically in tacky sweaters to harkin back to middle school, we opted for a whole new kind of art here at 930 B -- we opted to create a work of art based on ideas and post-it's.

Check out our mantel:



These ideas came about fueled by an absurd episode of Grey's Anatomy followed by the coupling of beer pong and red wine.

Some of our ideas:

[PS: we drank a bottle of "Whoop Whoop" and "Bitch"]

- Buy a bicycle
- Buy a bicycle helmet (CHRIS!)
- Go to the Yazoo Brewery
- Therapy Nights (i.e. talk about ex-boyfriends)
- Belcourt (actually go)
- Brew Cruise
- Line the deck with boxes (keep the beer pong balls from falling off all the time)
- Great Depression Party
- Debate Party ----- Check! (complete as of tonight)
- Chicago/Moulin Rouge Party day
- Dance Parties
- Haunted House (that gangsta one by the liquor store)
- James Bond Going Away Party (November 14th)
- Rumors 2-for-1 Tuesdays
- Fuck a stranger by October 31st --- Happy Halloween ;)

None of which are lofty goals.

*Note: This is our first blog as a group. It's a maiden voyage of three strangers picked to live in a house and find out what happens when people stop being polite ... and start getting real. MTV called .. and they're so happy.

Don't come down hard on us .... unless you want to. Hizza!!